Nelson!) In fact, the special also ended on a pretty low note for the boys, who agreed to formally dissolve their “bro-ship” and share custody of Kenny on alternating weekends. The people of South Park were overjoyed to finally be vaccinated, but not everyone got the happy ending they deserved. White here has taught me a very important lesson: Make sure you’re on the side of the people with the most power.” And in times of crisis, when we need each other most, it’s sometimes when we grow furthest apart. I thought we could all just magically be friends again, but relationships are very fragile things. “I came here expecting things to go back to normal, but we’ve all been through the proverbial butt hole of hardships lately. “I think I owe you all a big apology,” Mr. The elites further bathed South Park in benevolent blessings by sending an Air Israel plane to deliver enough vaccinations for everyone in town. What’s more, he ended up striking a deal with the invisible elites to get his old life back - and he knew he got his wish when Mr. Within minutes, he became fully convinced that the adrenachrome-chugging “elites” were trying to turn the world against him, and the only solution was to stop the teachers from getting vaccinated. Garrison turned to the Whites for answers, which (shocker!) only led him further down the rabbit hole. In true South Park fashion, of course, the boys’ plan was sidelined when everyone in town started hitting them up for vaccines - either by guilting them (“Your mom and I aren’t spring chickens,” Gerald reminded Stan), or by offering to pay.ĭespite nearly giving into temptation - Stan literally caught Kyle trying to replace some of the vaccines with Cactus Cooler - the boys eventually brought the vaccines to South Park Elementary, only to encounter yet another obstacle: an angry mob of Li’l Q-ties, led by a fully radicalized Scott Malkinson.Įlsewhere, Mr. And because vaccinating the teachers was the only way to ensure that, the boys enlisted a kind old lady’s assistance breaking into the most elusive club in town: Walgreens. Meanwhile, the boys attempted to set things right by getting Ms. (“Do you know what pedophilia is?” one tutor asked. From Hollywood’s insatiable thirst for adrenochrome to the truth behind Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged suicide, Tutor-non’s curriculum was exactly what you would expect it to be. Thus began the most misguided educational experiment in South Park history - and that’s saying a lot. (“The elite want to f–k with our kids? We’ll f–k theirs!”) (“All of us Whites were really on your side!”) Bob and his fellow QAnon conspiracists even bent over backwards to decipher what they believed was a coded message from the former president (“Blow s–t out your d–k hole!”), ultimately forming an “educational” group known as… Tutor-non. Except, of course, for lingering supporters like Bob White. Garrison found himself just as unwelcome by his students as by his fellow South Park residents. Unfortunately - and for the life of us, we can’t imagine why - Mr. Just like a Winnie the Pooh, he’s business on the top, party on the bottom. Garrison now came equipped with his own Secret Service detail. And because he previously identified as “president,” Mr. Garrison, fresh off his “controversial” sabbatical as POTUS. This unexpected vacancy in the faculty at South Park Elementary School ushered in the long-awaited return of Mr. That said, I'm on Twitter So holler.Trevor Noah Exiting The Daily Show, Says 'I Feel Like It's Time' - Videoīrooklyn Nine-Nine's Andy Samberg and Melissa Fumero to Reunite in Digman! Cartoon at Comedy Central #Mr garrison movie#Oh, FYI, I'd love to write the Gargoyles movie for Disney. In closing, let me remind you that the geek shall inherit the Earth. Business-wise, I make big cheddar (not really) as a copywriter and digital strategist working with some of the top brands in the Latin America region. And yes, I've written sports for them too! Not bad for someone from the Caribbean, eh? To top all this off, I've scribed short films and documentaries, conceptualizing stories and scripts from a human interest and social justice perspective. Mackey Secondary character from the animated comedy show, South Park. I also write about music in terms of punk, indie, hardcore and emo because well, they rock! If you're bored by now, then you also don't want to hear that I write for ESPN on the PR side of things. Garrisons puppet from the animated comedy show, South Park. On the geek side of things, I write about comics, cartoons, video games, television, movies and basically, all things nerdy. It was boring so I decided to write about things I love.
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